It's the fat that makes you look fat

And your attitude doesn't soften your look either, girls can be just as clueless! Back to getting girls...

First we patent how to get girls, then sex, and mark my words, walking and breathing will be next!

P.S. Sorry I've stolen your precious Dora the explorer... I'll make it up to you by decoding "the famed blue balls."

P.P.S. The best review I've read of TD's The Blueprint Decoded by Ubermensch:

"k guys, i just watched the first dvd of blueprint then went out for a coffee and THREE girls passed out in a moist pile of ladyjuice when I coughed. A fourth was taken to hospital because her vagina would not shut. thanks tyler!"