It's Awesome!

All that is wrong with the world, it's Awesome!

When someone can't open, it's Awesome...

If a girl doesn't hook, it's Awesome...

If someone failed to pull, it's Awesome...

If someone couldn't get laid, it's Awesome...

If there's a post anywhere that contradicts anyone, it's Awesome...

Why is that? Because...

This reminds me of Homer's Odyssey, Awesome is the modern day version of Οὔτις ("Nobody").