Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Where's the love...

For my cash?! What happened in the past couple of days? I normally get flooded with emails from all those seduction schools trying to sell me something, and it only takes a brief moment to tell me this great big secret about getting girls. As much as I hate spam, I feel so lost, so unloved, that, OMFG, the seduction community has abandoned me! Where's the attention? Where are those groping hands rummaging through my pockets to get at my wallet? Where are those tips I need to get girls?

Either that or GMail finally figured they were spam and started blocking them. Instead of reading those emails and blogs, oh, I almost forgot, keeping up with seduction forums and lairs, I started talking to girls. I can't believe how much fun they can be. Crazy? Yes. Quirky? Sometimes. And the best part is... If I make them fall head over heels in love with me, I get to see their heels over head!

Yes, I'm the man that your mom warned you about... especially if you are like her!

2 comments:

Vibe said...

I'd still hit it :P

DDD said...

Future porn star of America for "U.S. Americans"