Grow some HAIRY balls

For those who haven't experienced this before or lately, the solution to many problems, including many frustrated guys in the "lair." They should go get laid. Nothing makes the day brighter, the world more peaceful, happier with life, than nutting inside a girl. Try it!

Quit trying to be a "president" by joining internet forums to talk with other frustrated guys who don't get laid, unless you decide to escalate from verbal/posting intercourse to sexual intercourse with them.

And one more thing, I wish "confidence" had the confidence to call me directly to ask for the favor himself! Thank you for trusting us enough to release the entire private email list to us. I expect to see more great deeds from you. All hail the newly anointed president!