Sunday, May 20, 2007

The in-her game(tm): The Dubya Plan

Now the architect of bringing freedom to Iraq, Paul Wolfowitz, finally resigned from his position as the head of the World Bank; probably the first Jew to fail at running a bank. I think he should get on the lecture circuit, like Rudy Giuliani once did, and help motivate us how to fail. Since this is a "pick up" blog, we only talk about how to succeed. I got the best plan for success.

Those who have rolled with me probably heard me tell this joke. So you can skip this entry. For you girls who read this, go right ahead and leave your contact info in comment, don't worry, it'll be our secret; I won't publish it unless you feel this urge to get back at someone!

The first step of my Dubya plan of PU is to: 1. Go in. We have to commit to going in, we don't look around and gather intelligence, we don't wait, just let your feet do the walking and we just have to accept that the first few times, we will fail. This is what I called "having balls." For those of you who lack them or with hypogonadism, you'll just have to keep hanging around with guys and eventually, you get to feel some of their balls instead.

For those of you with experience in making many approaches, you'll soon discover that we all have to talk for the first couple minutes, just enough to flip those Mystery attraction switches. If we don't, girls will lose interest, worst yet, who the fuck we are and they certainly won't be attracted. 2. Stay in. This means we will need to use stories to DHV, or just to introduce who we are tacitly without sounding like a shallow braggart. The goal here is to reach hook point, to elicit sufficient attractions by demonstrating who we are. In some ways, this is what most guys with experienced with warm approaches or got girls thru friends of friends don't have to do. We can't verbiage girls to spread their legs, but we can certainly give them an idea, or sufficient intrigue to wonder if there's more than what meets their eyes.

Once we have passed the initial attraction phase, or reached hook point, the rest requires us men to lead. We have to escalate. I just came back from a house party, every set blew wide open and hook point was almost a given. The difficulty was that I had to escalate discreetly. By that, I mean I have to go beyond just stories, but I have to vibe and establish rapport. Remember the shallow part? Well, this is when we need to talk about emotional depth. I would venture to say that most people are not shallow, however, most people simply don't know how to talk with strangers. We automatically put up these walls despite our deeper desire to connect with people. Being a man is to be able to lead by example. We vibe so that we don't become emoting creeps, and then we have to be able to dive into deep emotions. Something that we are truly passionate about; even for someone with obsessing with men, or even less gay, money, like the Donald. 3. No exit strategy.

If the interaction has reached this far, then there's no reason for any fuck up. The goal is to be in her. I talked a bit about the initial stages previously. We need to set up the chase cycle, as some have coined this. This is what sustains a romantic relationship, for those who consistently failed or never had one. Although we are born to succeed & breed, I feel a successful life means leaving more than just biological progeny as my legacy. There is a greater purpose.

So that's all... Paul Wolfowitz. I can be the shadow architect for the new Dubya plan for seduction. Ask yourself, WWJD, "What would a Jew do?" Go walk the track and make me some money, biatch!

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