"She's already sold."

"Cut the bull," I'd say. People have been forwarding me links to stories and FR/LR, I read them out of respect for people who sent it, not for the authors. Guys would go on and on about how their girls wanting to fuck, how the deal is done, and she's already sold. But at the end of the story, he just got her number, her email, or he just took her home and nothing happened afterward.

I know guys with ego problems need the validation from other guys. But keep the bullshit to a minimum, it's quite alright that you didn't have sex with her, and by sex, I am using the President Clinton definition, oral doesn't count, fingering doesn't count, even with a cigar doesn't count, anal/sodomy, may be. Seriously, sexual intercourse is really no big deal. She's just another girl. Both of you had fun, that's all that matters.

Stop writing up bullshit in order to get validation from other guys, especially when it's not funny. Not many of us can write, even fewer of us are funny, rarely are we surrounded with friends who are also funny, and most definitely, how many of you bloggers, forum posters, become Tucker Max? That's right... None. There's only one Tucker Max. (I know, he should set up an affiliate program so I can make some money off this blog).

Quit writing to brag about some bullshit "sarge" when you just went on yet another date with a bunch from chodes, PUA/Poooo-Ah from the lair of losers!