How factually truthful are FR and LR?

For guys first starting this, these reports are like gospels. They offer a ray of hope that any of us can get almost any girl, any where, at any time. Many reports read like a scripted play, where participants go through this intricate and well-choreographed performance. They almost read like the Harlequin novel written for guys, with a strangely coincidental resemblance to many porn movies. Even if they are possible, how probable are they?

Remember back when you were a kid, and you were listening to your friend's re-telling of his story? The story of how he scaled that 2-story high fence, leaped from tree to tree, subdued your neighbor's pitbull, and finally fought off that rabid chipmunk just to retrieve that baseball. When the reality was that the baseball crashed through your neighbor's window and you both ran back home to hide. Sure, I grant that you most reports have an element of truth to them. The sad fact is that most guys exaggerate, not necessarily because they have some ulterior motives, which I will get to, but that's just how guys are, they sit around, they drink, they eat, they smoke, and they brag. Oh, sorry, the proper lingo is that they are telling DHV stories.

For the most part, most reports are written to present the "PUA" in the best light possible. Some writers would take small artistic embellishments here and there, like he conveniently forgot to mention that she was 300 lbs, and no, she didn't have a glass eye, but her piercing left eye was transfixed at his lips, that's when he went in for the kiss close because we all should only focus on the girl's left eye to access her emotions! Or that he fuck / bang-closed her, when the reality was that he took her home, she passed out from boozing, and just as he was about to whip out his limp whiskey dick, oh sorry, Kung-Fu Penis, she vomited all over his mattress, the one he dragged from the dumpster a few weeks back.

I didn't realize that FR really stood for Fake-Reports until I read about that self-proclaimed stripper-dating Top-10 PUA. His report described how he #closed then pulled, when the reality that I witnessed was how she kept trying to talk to him while he was busy doing whatever, that's when I pushed him to get her number. Of course, nothing came of that number. Just as guys would claim how they can get IOIs, hook sets, and get numbers with ease. For some unfathomable reasons, they still have to keep trucking out every weekend and go home empty-handed, and some, with teary eyes because girls rejected him. You'd think that by the law of random probability alone, they would get some, because the reality is that all they did was standing around the room, like wallflowers, oh sorry, "chodes," looking for AI, IOI, and then scurry home when the venue closes.

In some ways, the fact that they did nothing was a good thing... Finally, people can go out to have fun and not be interrupted! But that's not the worst of it, they would go and pretend to be the suave modern-day Casanovas by posting these fake and lame reports on forum, bragging about their exploits. Of course, as soon as they recognize IOI's from other guys in the forum, that's when these dudes become dating coaches to hustle other newbies: the full male-on-male seduction occurs. But they don't ever mention how they too would try to get girls on Craig's List or post ads there hoping to get some.

So most forums degenerate into the hunter-prey eco-system. Where newly joined newbies are preys and the old guards are hunters trying to get into each other's pants, usually for money, may be for sexual favors, which I might reveal later. So what is the reality? Sure, if you talk with enough people, some will go home with you, usually the skanky, drunk, fat, ugly, and / or old "girls." If you think a model, not coked out or drugged up, would she go home with some dude she just met at a bar? Sure, it's possible, just as it's possible you can win with that Powerball lottery ticket, but what's the probability?!

What's the solution? Go out, keep talking to people, eventually, you too will stumble onto a fat, ugly, and drunk girl, then you can decide whether you want to take her home or not. And no, there's no secret society, it existed only in the Fight Club movie, and even then, only in Tyler Durden's head. Sure, there are guys with girls, just as there are pimps with crack whores, you want to do those girls?!