Mission accomplished

There are so many things I have to get done and of course, here I am, blogging instead of working on getting things done. If you are a loyal reader, you would probably read about my constant satirizing of the community being gay. Let me count the ways...

How often do you see a group of guys (not men, because most of them ain't) get together to talk about their feelings? These guys would emote their stories and what drove them into the community: wife/gf were cheaters, too shy to kiss a girl,... Sob stories aside, sure we all carry a certain number of battle scars, but to flaunt them and use them as justifications, is this really necessary? Of course, when they go out, they would be talking game instead of playing game. The gayest of all is when they encourage each other, as though talking to girls (uh, approaching and opening sets!) is such a big deal that they would slip in their mutual back slapping or high-fiving (uh, kino escalate each other instead of girls). This gets worst, they would go home, back to their place, do what they have been doing all day, get on the computer, and type up reports.

I have met some true seducers. The real deal hustlers, they rarely if ever talk about their conquests. It's almost like asking a war veteran how many confirmed kills s/he has. Discretion is a must and it's really not something to brag about. But these nerds would type up and analyze every minutia, as though there was a magical turning point. The saddest part is that some of them would exaggerate the look of these girls, trust me, I've met or seen pictures of these girls, they are HIDEOUS!!! Some even feel compel to exaggerate and sometimes, completely fabricate much if not all of the interaction (uh, sarge).

The gayness continues... From the usual KJ's to guru wannabes, yeah, those are the two most abundant and established populations in the ecological niche of seduction forums, would jump in with their false praises and useless advice. Some can start out honest, "I have never been in such and such situation," and here's the gay-seduction happens, "this is what I would do..." because they read that somewhere or mutilated some advice. Or better yet, some pseudo-gurus would spend time to contruct these cryptic NLP latent messages that are basically meaningless once a person with some intelligence and education would deconstruct them. These lame-ass dudes would try to one-up each other. Typing up game when they got none in the field.

Within these forums, or lairs (yeah, gay huh?), they would tally up and rank each other based on different closes. The most prolific posters are the weirdest and lamest whatever beings you would ever meet. Okay, I should preface by saying that this is only n=1 and perhaps Seattle is just an anomaly; where most girls are fat, who think they are hot (BBW, yeah!), many are single mothers, and guys are pussy whipped. There is more woman on a woman than you can handle, and most men should be afraid. Being good gamers should make these clowns more social, the reality is contrary. If you were to drop these lamers into a group of normal guys, these lamers can't do shit or even know how to befriend to other normal guys out in a bar (uh, in field) because all they can talk about is the game. You know who can't get along with a group of normal heterosexual guys? Yes, that's right, gay dudes or closet gays!

In my campaign to expose these lame gay fuckers for who they are. Personally, I have no problem with the homosexual community at all. I have some good friends and colleagues who are gay. They are normal and great guys and girls. What I can't accept are hypocrites. Guys, who are obviously lame and gay, try to pass off as some cool heterosexual dudes. Their inherent lack of self-confidence, hence, lack of satisfaction in their lives and consequently, they have to go out to seek the company of other dudes (uh, wings) so that they can go talk to girls. But before they do, they would strategize, scheme, plan, and prepare for battle. They would think of ways of doing this or that, ultimately, what to take from girls, guys, and each other.

Whatever happened to just going out to have fun? We go out, talk with people, if we make some new friends, great, if not, no big fucking deal. Are we not in this to become more social? Or are we in this to get people? Do we just want to rack up pussies and tally them? Are we in this to be the champion among the special olympic of "seducers"? Why pollute friendship with talk of money? Oh right, because these lamers never had true friends in their miserable lives!

These are some simple rules I follow that make me happy. Live simply so others may simply live. Lead an interesting life and be interested in others. Giving is better that taking/receiving. Let go of desires and expectations, then most fears will naturally evaporate. Go out to have fun and be social.

P.S. Here I was about to discuss why I couldn't bring myself to fuck just about anything (like many to prove that they are not gay).