Another way to make money

Just when I thought the marketing campaign for pickup workshops has bottomed out, there's a whole new way to make money off chumps. Where do we find chumps? Once again, the community!

Many marketing campaigns come down to a few keywords/phrases: final, last, only, rules you don't want to break, mistakes you don't want to make, sure-fire way, this just takes a minute (sounds familiar? you know, the false time constraint), exclusive, key to (whatever), what other instructors don't want you to know,... The list goes on. Now that using girls to get guys isn't enough. I know, surprising, sex doesn't sell as much as this new way.

Appeal to people's egos. That's right! If sex doesn't get chumps to fork over their money, perhaps they don't know what sex is like, or may be, just may be, not sex with girls. So the latest way to get money from guys, get them to become apprentices, join the latest "instructor training program!" So many guys think they have game, so the only way to get those guys to fork over money is to have a new level of workshops/materials. Tell them they too can be instructors!

The closest analogous program I could think of is the Microsoft Certified Solution Developer. If they have written a decent program that works, with an intuitive interface, then they wouldn't need people to support it. So if pickup workshops work so well and so effective, they wouldn't need so many instructors, so many refresher courses, so many new methods. Here's a tip for those chumps who are still looking to get girls...

1. Get your shit together (if you are depressed, take care of it; if you are gay, accept it and go chuck some cocks or after guys' anus, not their wallets or companionship, i.e. find more wings!)
2. Earn a decent income to support whatever you want to do
3. Have friends, if you don't, go out and make some friends
4. Talk to girls, if they like you, set up something for the two of you to do
5. Take her to your or her place, git'r'done.

Really, it's really THAT simple! It's not the five-step program, the required five rules. In fact, sometimes you can go from meeting her to fucking her within 15 minutes or less. It's really that easy! You know the only requirement?

I can phrase this in so many ways to get you to fork money over to me. The simple but sad truth is, there's really not much to getting girls. Yes, the only requirement, is that you have to engage the girl somehow... be that conversation, dance, whatever to get your body near hers. And if you are surrounded by girls and you are not fucking any of them... just hang tight, I'll blog about that real soon!