Sunday, July 8, 2007

The in-her game(tm): Guidelines

Just for kicks and giggles, this blog entry will evolve as I grow (it can be found here: "Selected Articles: The in-her game series"), because ALL game is in-her game! If you are not in-her, you are not in the game... Reader participation is welcome and highly encouraged:

  1. Be comfortable in my own skin, because I am the shit.
  2. I have only myself to blame, only I can correct my own mistakes.
  3. I am busy seducing girls, not men (i.e., stroke my cock first before my ego, see #1).
  4. Unless I'm fucking her, I shouldn't be thinking about her.
  5. No relationship lasts forever, only diamonds and herpes do.
  6. I am outcome independent, and I must focus on the process.
  7. Sex is no big deal; just what normal people who are comfortable with each other have together.
  8. Never argue with a girl; first agree, make her laugh, redirect to something else.
  9. Commit to opening the set, follow the Dubya plan: go in, stay in, there's no exit strategy.
  10. Go out to have fun, not just to pick-up girls.
  11. These techniques are for fun, not for manipulation, especially other guys (unless you are here to pick up guys).
  12. Always lead, escalate, subcommunicate: we are going somewhere, avoid interaction quagmire.
  13. Guys, who can't hang out with other guys, will never have any girl in their lives. Be guys as described in 10

7 comments:

micawber said...

These are starting to sound more like affirmations rather than guidelines

DDD said...

Are you saying they have to be like:

Thou shall not call your sperm receptacle more than 2 times per week.

That sort of "guidelines"?

Stealth's Adventures said...

"No relationship lasts forever, only diamonds and herpes do." -- HAHAHA

That's a good one!

Anonymous said...

/ME Unzips...

DDD said...

I hope you got a number! Get in line... and you better got some big milk pillows ;)

Anonymous said...

Never argue, but also don't take her shit. If she challenges you push back calmly, firmly and with some humor. You don't take shit with out dishing some back!

DDD said...

I just started using, "I'm not going to argue with girls." Then I went silent. No need to take on drama. I was more of a hot head when I was a few years younger!